Legal FAQ

• Q: What do I do if I think one of your Medical Facts is false or misleading?

Our crack team is very thorough in their research and it is highly unlikely that any piece of information contained on this site is untrue or worded in a way that does not represent the full scope of facts contained therein. If you do spot something you believe may be erroneous, please hesitate to contact the webmaster at hyena@kiwibonga.com and the matter will be investigated.

• Q: Can I submit information to the site?

If you e-mail hyena@kiwibonga.com occasionally we are able to investigate and add new information to the site. We cannot guarantee this. Some subjects are too difficult to approach and some are not even worth the attempt. If we do take your suggestion, you will be placed in our Credits section with your full inquiry and the results we have discovered.

• Q: How can I be a brilliant and attractive scientist like the people on your team?

We regret we cannot disclose this information, because to do so would be to express ideas and opinions rather than true established medical facts and therefore would be contrary to our goals at this website.

• Q: I find your opinions slanderous and hurtful.

First, no opinions are expressed on this site. Every single item is an established medical fact. Second, how can someone's opinion be slanderous?